Here I am,
Motivated and ready to workout!
Came to the gym,
I forgot my shoes.
My gym shoes,
So I am wearing slip-on sandals.
Since I cannot do cardio,
I’ll hop on the bike.
Anyone ever do this?
Of course not.
I hope no one notices,
not only my sandals,
but I am wearing socks with sandals.
Since I’m sitting here, not able to conquer this gym like the warrior I am.
Let me add another 10 min– no! — 20 minutes to this workout.
And let me turn on the television,
Since it’s a chill day.
“Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.”
Oh Guy Fieri.
You sure can pick the spots. Man I want his job!
(Commercial plays for Wendy’s Sea Salt Fries).
Stay strong Shas, those natural-cut french fries didn’t look that good.
(Commercial for Burger King $1.49 all white-meat chicken nuggets).
I have $1.50 in my car.
No nuggets Shas.
(Guy Fieri walks into a burger joint where they make him a bánh mì hamburger).
A bánh mì burger!
Vietnamese sandwich inspired and made from beef combined with ground pork.
Topped with pickled carrots, Tabasco-spike mayonnaise, slivers of daikon, sliced chilies and a fried egg.
Exhales and adds ten to the resistance level of the bike.
Pedals for my life.
Guy Fieri takes a bite and I imagine he applauds not only this burger,
But also his job,
And his life.
And I do as well.
I am agreeing with his life choices.
Pedals faster and makes every motion count.
Guy Fieri heads to a sushi restaurant and indulges in a fresh California roll coated in wasabi mayo.
(Burger King commercial replays for the $1.49 nuggets once more).
Stops the pedals.
Wow those chicken nuggets, french fries, burgers, that sushi! A bánh mì burger! My goodness.
I cannot let those tempting meals bring me to them.
I should just go home in my slip-on sandals with socks and have a balanced meal with lean protein.
And then I went to Burger King. I still thought about the bánh mì while I eating my chicken nuggets.